hamburgurl:

I’m like 25% funny and 85% bad at math

(via suspend)

astrolily:

I could use this tonight — well, every night — but more so tonight. 

(Source: hydrotoxicity, via euphoricalminds)

(Source: INFAMOUSGOD, via metalhearted)

precumming:

when youre trying to get somewhere but the person in front of you is walking extremely slow

image

(Source: precumming, via umbreonly)

(via feat)

asian:

my grades are going down i’m yelling tumblr

(via orgasm)

(via pizza)

sunsgodown:

true friends don’t judge each other

they judge other people

together

(Source: the-maines, via euphoricalminds)

dogpuncher:

i am currently suffering from severe lack of kisses, please donate to my cause

(Source: boinymph, via suspend)

humorking:

“wanna hang out? when are you free?”

i’m never free, $50 per hang out

(Source: cybergasms, via orgasm)

budvveiser:

Why do my body parts fall asleep before i do

(via cumfort)

coolscar:

They’re evolving

(via orgasm)

realitytvgifs:

me on a diet

(via lingerwithyou)