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bursten:

I hate brushing my teeth at night because that signifies that you can’t have anymore food and I’m just never ready for that kind of commitment

(via orgasm)

dampsandwich:

if u smell good, we cool

(via pizza)

rnudkipz:

when you start losing a bunch of followers

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spunkydads:

the problem with rich people is that i am not one

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hi:

I respect those people who get a lot done on their days off cause I am the absolute opposite and do nothing all day whenever I can

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dejacoendou:

hey-doesnt-he-rap:

chicken-nuggets-galore:

Do twins have the same sized dick?

now we’re asking the real questions

As a twin, I can say my dick is definitely bigger than my sister’s.

(via pizza)

woodmeat:

when she pull the thang out ya sweatpants

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sibiet:

i actually like asshole couples best like the couples that pick on each other so much and call each other names but it’s okay because you know they’re actually totally in love and none of it is meant in a mean way and every insult is punctuated by a sweet comment to remind the other how much they actually adore them and i’m sorry but there isn’t anything cuter ok

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