if ur ever feelin down just remember ur 50% mermaid
*lies in the sun for 5 mins*
wheres my tan
So I was at a thrift store and I see this little cat lamp.
I was like “Aye yo, ya’ll are fuckin’ adorable.”
So I bought the lil’ guy and took him home to plug him in.
Then I was like “No.”
well no wonder why it was in the thrift store
but shit it was 99 cents
everyone has seen dicks they didn’t want to see